East Coast, West Coast. Barbados.


It’s carnival on the “west coast” of the island of Barbados, but the outdoor bar we’re at looks manufactured like the summertime set of an urban video countdown show. The girls are high heeled and shiny. No one is dancing.

“It’s really international here,” says our guide, a beautiful dark skinned girl with reflective blue eyes that look like crazy contact lenses. She’s a friend of Six’s from the modeling scene in Milan. “It’s rare you’ll find a place here that plays local music all night,” she says in an American accent she denies sounds American.

By “local”music, she meant calypso, soca, and reggae dancehall–all imports from other parts of the Caribbean. None of those styles are indigenous to Barbados itself, which could account for the lack of pride the island’s cool kids take in them. So it’s all J-Lo and Pitbull, Enrique Iglesias and Pitbull, Pitbull, and more Pitbull, a more digitized Rihanna, and lots of LFO. Six had already gotten himself in trouble the night before for telling someone from the tourist board, “We may as well be in Europe right now”. Not a complimentary pronouncement. We were having a bit of geo-musical short circuit. Her “international” was our “Eurotrash”.

Even on the island of Barbados, being a model means that you work in a bar, but know the entire island. A walk from one lukewarm spot to the next is all about shaking hands and kissing babies like the mayor’s wife, saying to anyone who’ll listen, “I’m so NOT a West Coast girl!”. I still don’t know what that means.

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“Ooooooh Goooooood!!!”

A woman in a red sleeveless shirt with a matching afro, calls on The Most High in a typically nasal Bajan accent. She’s listening to a horse race on the radio from her makeshift lawn set up outside of the trunk of her car. A man and his teenage daughter stand near us with a massive camera and tripod, snapping photos, chatting, and watching us. Inside the track, youngsters play pick up games of basketball and soccer. We’ve reached the track just in time for the last two races. Jockeys whiz right by us before we can get our lenses poised. Our eyes widen and we intake breath. I can’t quite recall which came first, the horses, or the lady. We decide to place a bet.

“Ask that man right there. He always wins,” the father advises, nodding his head towards a group of 3 guys in sagging jeans, and baseball caps turned to the side. The shortest, most light skinned one, keeps pulling his pants up with the hand holding the horse race list.

“So do you win a lot of money here?”, I ask.

“Yeah man,” he says smiling. There may have been gold fronts involved.

“That’s what’s up,” I say, taking the list from his hands. The crew talks all at once, pointing at horses they think we should bet on. Gold Fronts cuts through the clamor. “Bet on 2 or 15.”

An oblong shed made of wood painted white houses 6 gated windows through which gamblers place bets. The day’s earlier races are looped on screens above our heads.

“What’s the rate?”, Six asks the attendant, as gamblers push their way past us to bid before the race begins.

“Depends on the horse.”

We place our bet on 15. 15 comes in 3rd. A drunk man starts yelling, “I don’t talk. I just put down all my money! I don’t just talk!”. Exactly.

*The moment our horse lost.

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Black People and the Beach

The night before hopping on a plane to meet Number Six* in Barbados, I head out to iconic Barcelona nightclub and concert space, Luz de Gas, to see Roly Berrios, a Cuban singer/songwriter in the tradition of Seu Jorge. Seu, sans the “I’m an international movie star” swag. His music is an incredibly attractive mix of rock and traditional Cuban guaguanco, full of contra-rhythms that make nodding your head to it a very tricky affair. Made to sing along to, Berrios’s lyrics are written with a sort of catchy common sensical feel-good-ness that is irresistible.

Berrios frequently asks your participation, requires you to sing along. You do. A crowd fave: cuando una mujer deja a un hombre, empieza a llover. When a woman leaves a man, it starts to rain. Berrios slaps the guitar with such feeling, such conviction, sometimes moving his shoulders or neck like he could morph into an R&B front man at any moment. It all makes for a thoroughly enjoyable live music night out.

But then…

He invites one of this background singers on stage for an acoustic duet. Describes the man, whose name I do not catch, as someone of great musical importance in his Cuban musical circle. They begin to sing.

the other day I was sitting on the beach, eating a papaya laying on a towel…and look at how much color I got! Look how much color I got! I was the color of the Madonna/I was the color of the Madonna/And look at how much color I got/Look at how much color I got…

The crowd full of white Spanish people are delighted. Chuckling. Singing and laughing a long. I am the only other black person in the theater. The two on stage played it up like this was The Jim Crow south and the only type of humor that would be accepted of black folks would be this–a type of self deprecating, even self belittling humor. Not like, black people do this, or that–some type of joke that gestures toward culture, shared struggle, or experience. Mere color. What amounted to a (though soft) negation of our right to exist. It was all I could do not to crawl under the seat.

A few years ago I fell into conversation with a 5 year old girl in the cafeteria of a youth center in Seville, Spain. After a few minutes of adorable conversation about the murals my friends were painting all over her neighborhood, she asked, “But how’d you get so dark? Was it the sun?”. Her question was totally asked in earnest. Like she was asking how I’d gotten this or that scar. I laughed and said no. That I’m black because my parents are. Just like she was a brunette because her mother is. This explanation satisfied her, of course, she was a baby. Berrios is not. But when it comes to race, conceptually, the Spanish audience (all of Europe?) is stubbornly stuck in its infancy.

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We heard later from Berrios’s manager that he actually lives in Cuba. On my way to the Caribbean, I wonder if this song would go over in a room full of black Cubans. I plan to get as black as humanly possible under the sun this week. And really, I don’t see what’s so funny about that.

*Number Six is the new BF, a German former volleyball player, who wore the number 6. It’s going well, thanks.

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HARVEST

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(Cross posted from Fat Juicy Oyster)

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It’s a common sight in Nepal these days: women (mostly) preparing rice for drying. The grain flies through the sifter’s tiny slits (with the help of an electric fan in the absence of breeze), and lands in knee high piles shaped like cones on burlap squares in the sun. Tourists are encouraged by Lonely Planet to look out for such scenes; expect them, photograph them. Instead of whipping out my camera, I, ever obsessed with the roots and origins of things, think about the rice “terraces” stacked like stairs along the Himalayan mountainside. I think about what it takes to get those rice grains from there to here in the village square. Think about the women I’ve seen higher up in the Himayalas, drinking chai from silver travel mugs on their breaks, tilling the soil in saris glamorously red and pink, even doing such hard labor.

2.
Summer in Copenhagen saw Prince put on two days of The New Power Generation Festival, featuring Janelle Monae, Chaka Khan, and Raphael Saadiq as opening acts. The man himself was accompanied by Maceo Parker and a New Orleans brass band. We jumped and grinded until the last sweet burp of Parker’s sax sounded out in the packed Scandinavian field, saturated by Purple Rain.

Blue Eyed Soul managed to wrangle us a spot in line for the after concert, coiled around Amager Bio. Janelle Monae sang “Tightrope” acoustic, then each member of the NPG took her/his turn at the mic, as The Purple One emerged sporadically to bless the efforts of his hardworking clan with his magical guitar. He was wearing a funky red suit with a matching head band, I believe. But to be honest, Blue Eyed Soul and I were making out so furiously we barely registered that Prince was in the room. Much of the next day (my last in CPH) is also a blur. I remember clearly only the sweet, drunken Greenlander called Vistus we befriended in a shady Christainia saloon, and Blue Eyed Soul’s flat. It was central and littered with boxes and the evidence of a man who liked transit. This was too fucking good. I had to pinch myself.

“Dude, did that happen? Did we see Prince last night? Wait–do you think he saw us??” Looking back, we were shockingly indiscreet.

“I think if he did see us,” Blue Eyed Soul answered, “he’d approve.”

B.E.S. was moving to Kathmandu for a course in Tibetan Buddhism in only a week. In a few hours, I’d be on a flight to NY for a month of family time. “You should come,” he said for about the 3rd time since we’d met. The first time, we sat overlooking the harbor docking the Queen of Denmark’s yacht. I said no. Yet here I am traveling the Kingdom of Nepal; om-ing, writing, and throwing dancehall/reggae parties in the Himalayas. “We’re lucky.” I tell him. “It’s a blessing, he says back.

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As any personal blogger will tell you, it’s difficult to maintain blogging when you’re going through personal turmoil. Turmoil is not quite the word…perhaps…change. Your content is all wrapped up in musings about your everyday, which becomes impossible when events are happening too quickly, or even, too painfully for you to assimilate them properly before sending them out into the void of the Internets. Blogging demands a certain momentum and timeliness, while life change deserves stillness and time.

The main upheaval was my break up with the Serb*. I’m more clear now than I was in the months leading up to it that this was for the best. This sounds cliche, but once we actually pulled the trigger, which (not to pile on the platitudes) had been a long time coming, I had all kinds of energy. Energy to meet deadlines and get paying writing gigs, travel, date, and finally, admit to myself that it wasn’t working. That’s always been the hardest for me in relationships: admitting that it’s time to fold.

But once I do accept that something (something I very much cherished) is over, I waste no time moving on. I’m swift and timely like the best of power bloggers. And it isn’t about trying to replace what I’ve lost. I’ve learned not even to register it as a loss, but an opportunity. Everything has burned to the ground and it’s about creating something entirely fresh. No harsh feelings or animosity. Just opportunity. Fertile ground. Then comes the tilling. Then, the harvest.

For those of you curious and caring enough to inquire by email, Twitter, tumblr message, blog comment and the like, things are just fine. Better than. Stay tuned.

*The Serb is doing great, btw. On some real “theaters near you” shit. Super proud of him.

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[Where to Shop] Auntie Pop, Hamburg

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“I love my shop!”, says Katrina, as she pulls the black fitting room curtain shut on me and about five Ethel Vaughn pieces. I’d just complimented her on the large gilded baroque mirror that would help me decide which pieces to stuff inside my already stuffed suitcase.

Of course she would love her shop, Auntie Pop. It’s modest enough; tiled interior, about the size of my Barcelona flat (meaning, small), and totally off the beaten path (I found it as I mistakenly walked past my hotel block). But what’s inside is so special, the point of view behind the shop so unique, it’s the type of little find that can literally make a city cool.

Located in the St. Pauli district of Hamburg, only a few blocks from Reeperbahn, the red light district, Auntie Pop provides the platform for Ethel Vaughn, Katrina’s line of sweaters, leggings, and more, fashioned from quality materials, and employing techniques that marry cosy with experimental. I’m most in love with the pieces made from recycled materials–like this kimono sweater wrap jacket, made from a 50 year old blanket.

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I copped a yellow two-toned, hand bleached denim vest, a pair of two-toned leggings (sensing a theme here?), and scarf in shades of blue, so plush I slept better than on a nice pair of pecs in it on the flight back to Barcelona. The only reason I don’t have that poncho right now is that it wouldn’t fit inside my luggage. May still order it. With her workshop located right inside the actual shop, Katrina and her assistants make everything on site. I’d suggest you take your first visit to Auntie Pop in the first few days of your time in Hamburg, just in case you’ve got to have your pair of denim leggings with black ribbed velvet side panels custom made.

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My vest. Photo courtesy of Ubergang, issue one.

It takes a second trip to Auntie Pop to notice that Vans and Doc Maartens in femme colors and utilitarian cuts are the only shoe brands in the shop. Katrina explains, “It’s difficult to find shoes for women that are cute and comfortable. We’ve only been here a year. So we’re still looking for brands that fit.”

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Featuring higher, often rounded necklines, and materials that stretch, Ethel Vaughn is more sporty chic, perhaps, than is immediately apparent. Katrina’s executed the ultimate design trompe l’oeil. Almost worth a second trip to Hamburg.

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Auntie Pop




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Pleasurable Business: Song, Spliffs, and the Sexes at Reeperbahn


Reeperbahn on a Friday night is lit up like Times Square. Or a ghetto in a drug war. The Reeperbahn Festival is on in Hamburg’s Red Light District; 3 days of music and art for industry insiders. I’m feeling the buzz, and looking so cute in a striped mini skirt, hoodie, and ankle boots that I consider calling the paparazzi on myself.

I make my way through the crowds, past strip joints, fast food restaurants, “condomeries”, and that one street blocked off by about 5 blonde 6-footers in surprisingly modest clothing. Women who are not prostitutes are not allowed there. Just as well. I was late to the Ladi6 show and didn’t have the time to try this little experiment–walk down that same forbidden road yelling “I’m a customer, I’m a customer!”. Really, what if I were? At Mondoo, I make myself a place at the bar, just as Ladi6 is getting into it. “Are you feeling me like I’m feeling myself?,” she spits. Yes, ma. I am. This video is not such great quality, but it’s only here to get you acquainted with how Samoan girls from New Zealand do it.

Ladi6 @ Reeperbahn Festival from ieishah clelland on Vimeo.

Ladi6′s publicist would approach me the next day on some, “Weren’t you at the show last night?”. How he spotted my black ass in that dark room while I couldn’t get one clear shot, I’ll never know.

After much back and forth on my international phone plan, I met up with Van, my Serbian brother and Reeperbahn sidekick outside of Prinzenbar. We hadn’t seen each other since we met backstage at the EXIT Festival Dance Arena two years ago. We worked together to produce a few articles, all over phone, email, and Skype, but somehow it was like greeting an old school chum.

We elbow through the festival-goers to grab a few pints and find a corner to catch up, emerging from our nook 20 minutes later to meet his group of friends–festival organizers, bookers, and journalists from all over. It’s a group I’d place among Europe’s cultural influencers. Under a street light, the wailing of some ‘indie’ band or another in the background, I introduce myself to each man in turn, sizing them up. I need to find one to spar with. Rule number one if you’re the only girl in a group of guys: let them know who you are the minute you get an opening. Barely 2 minutes in, I’m in a conversation that ends with, “Dude, if you need a bra, ask. I carry an extra in my bag…”

Countless shows, endless schmoozing, some good environmentally friendly shopping, and 5 days later, I was at CDLC on the Barcelona beachfront, steps away from George Michael, with dude to whom I’d offered the bra in Hamburg. Turns out, he’s a magazine ad exec who lives just blocks away from me.

“You know what we all thought when we first met you,” he more states than asks.

“What?” Who ever knows what anyone really thinks?

“Well, Van didn’t tell us you were coming, so when he disappeared for half an hour then showed up with the most beautiful girl…”

“Hold up…you thought he picked me up on the Reeperbahn? You thought I was a prostitute?”

“Justforasecondjustforasecondjustforasecond…we just had a second of wondering…did he…?”

Now I’m laughing hysterically.

“I feel so bad telling you this…but imagine…he disappears and then you’re there and we thought…well…we were asking each other like, “WHO IS THAT??”

He’s nervous, but only because he doesn’t know me. Doesn’t know this is the best story I’ve ever heard. So I tell him.

“Yo, this is the best story I’ve ever heard!”

“It’s okay,” he soothes, even though I don’t need soothing. “Once you started talking, we figured you were a colleague or something.”

The music festival business is indeed a man’s world. They make deals between jokes, give each other tips and suggestions through weed smoke. Agreements are reached as simply as, “You should book [insert band here]“, and a nod.

“So there are no women in this biz,” I said to Van after 72 estrogen-free hours.

“No, unfortunately. But imagine the type of woman that would be crazy enough to do this.”

He comes back the next day. “Actually, I was thinking about what you said yesterday, about women in festival organizing? You know the Roskilde Festival in Copenhagen? There is a woman organizing that. She’s not the founder, but she’s the organizer.”

I wonder if she, too, sips beer (through a straw?), nods, hand shakes with a spliff between her fingers? Wonder if she’s heard about a certain Lower-East-Side-influencer’s darling-cool kid, whose performance at a huge European festival last summer, bombed? Did the boys say to her, like they said to me, “Lower-East-Side-influencer’s darling-cool-kid was horrible! I would never book her”. They even told that German guy who does the booking for about 14 different festivals. If Cool Kid is making any euros in the next year, I’d be surprised. Perhaps she should do Reeperbahn to recover her European reputation. The festival, naturally. Not the street.

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Citizen Copenhagen

Maybe it’s the fact that everyone speaks English, but I’ve been here only 4 days, and it feels like I’ve been here months. The weather’s been downright balmy, the fashion shows, predictably fabulous, the people, direct and friendly, and we haven’t stopped saying, “This is soooo cute!”. I’m about to start calling this city “Cutenhagen”, because really, I haven’t met a city this visually appealing, and I don’t mean the architecture.

A welcome change from the overly casual Barcelona, people aren’t afraid to look put together. Lest you go away from this post thinking this is just because it’s fashion week in Copenhagen, check out this woman, who literally had no idea there was even an event going on. Just walks around looking this fierce normally…or rides around I should say, on a lavender bike. WORK!

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I originally took this sort of casual fabulousness to mean that the big city Danes didn’t know or understand the extent of their sartorial greatness. It’s not like New York, or Paris, I’d say of Scandinavian style, where people are very studied and hyper-aware of where they stand on the style totem. They’re just totally blaze about it! And now, I’m not so sure. It’s all in the shoes, honey!

Labels, luxurious textures, and layered proportions elevate that famed Scandinavian minimalism from the ankle up, but the shoes—absolutely nothing spare about them. Without a platform heel in this town, YOU ARE NO ONE. We’d see a simple, clean looking girl in black trousers or shorts and a simple sweater, look down at her feet and it’s the fiercest pair of 6-inch suede hot pink strappy platforms ever. Nothing unaffected about footwear. Leads me to believe that that nonchalance? It IS the style. Check out these street style gems I snapped in and around Copenhagen Fashion Week.

40′s bespoke at Stine Ladefogen…

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Radiant, almost Puritan Swedes outside Stine Goya…

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Man in skirt at City Hall…

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Who cares what she was wearing…check the shoes!

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Swedish blogger rocking a gold choker and Acne platform boots…

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In Scandinavia, most of the boys look like Jason Lewis (“Smith Jared”) from Sex in the City….

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Typical CPH…simple outfit, FIERCE shoes…

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But this 14 year old, shopping with his equally stylish mom at Flying A, was by far the coolest…

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And us? How Citizen Copenhagen are we?

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Photo by Art Rebels

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Living Legends Set Off Barcelona’s Salsa and Jazz Festival

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We, the Latin music lovers (and of course, Latinos!) of Barcelona are positively buzzing about Saturday’s Salsa and Latin Jazz Festival, hosted by homegrown Latin band, L.A. Sucursal S.A.

Of all the festivals in Barcelona–art, hip hop, indie, new music, cross cultural–a Latin Music festival is what was missing. So La Sucursal S.A. decided to create their “ideal festival. The type of festival they’d both want to attend and perform at” (qtd press release).

Enter Panamanian singer, Ruben Blades and Cuban pianist, Chucho Valdez and the Afro-Cuban Messengers: headliners at tomorrow’s Salsa and Jazz Festival at Plaza Espanyol. Finally, a Latin music mega-jam to add to the veritable constellation of festivals that descend upon the city, yearly.

Ruben Blades is the smart man’s salsero. He’s got law degrees from the University of Panama and Harvard. No one, however, can accuse Blades of “wasting” his pedigree on music–he ran for President in 1994, only after proving himself one of the best storytellers in any genre of music with an ode to immigration and alienation in urban space, “Pedro Navaja”, off Blades and Fania All Star labelmate, Willie Colon’s best-selling 1978 collaboration, Siembra. That two people are shot in broad daylight and no one comes out to see what has happened…if this isn’t the New York City of the Zodiac, I don’t know what is!

As if finally having a chance to see this living legend isn’t enough, I’ve learned that the pronunciation of his surname–the pronunciation his family uses–is the English one. Blades, like the “blades” that come after “roller”; not, as most Spanish-speakers say, BLA-DESS. The name comes from his grandfather who was from the English-speaking Caribbean island of St. Lucia. Blades immortalized his forbear in the song “West Indian Man”, as one of the droves that moved from the West Indies to Central America to work the railroads, banana plantations and Panama Canal. Knowing Blades has got a little bit of, well, me in him, just makes me all the more excited for Saturday. Who knew??

I came up on Chucho Valdes quite late, as it were, only after he collaborated with Concha Buika on El Ultimo Trago, the 2010 tribute album to Costa Rican ranchera, Chavela Vargas. His piano, integral, weaving, and melodic, but unimposing, it’s easy to forget he’s even on the album. But that’s Chucho, pure Cuban cool. He’ll bring the traditional Latin Jazz, making this festival one that covers its bases, and blesses Barcelona with a wide spectrum of Latin sounds.

With this line up, where tradition meets street–something for the music lovers and the dancers (STAND UP!)–is definitely an entire descarga’s worth of steps in the right direction towards creating a real “hub” for Latin music culture in Barcelona. If you’re here Saturday July 16th, DO NOT MISS IT!

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Truth Don Die: On Seun Kuti

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If you love music, it’s hard not to fall for Fela, and by extension, Afrobeat: that bright, infectious mix of jazz and African rhythms that starts you moving from your core. This is why Afrobeat takes a minute to take over, I think. Your body has to assimilate to its polyrhythms. Snake its way into the groove, energetically speaking.

Seun Kuti, Fela’s youngest son, performed in Barcelona recently with Egypt 80–his dad’s old band. It was perhaps one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. High energy. Political. Funky. Funny. Ceremonial. I was just really starting to feel it in my bones, when Seun was made to end the show. Sometimes, Europe…I mean, I heard that his performance went on for 5 hours in Senegal at the Black Arts Festival last winter.

The first video is One Minute with Seun Kuti, ending the show, it seems, just before a full on possession occurs. The second video was taken by accident. I gave my camera to someone to take a photo of me and Seun. Neither of us knew that the camera was recording video. What resulted is lots of shots of shoes, but also, some brilliance. There’s me, doing my Spanglish thing. Everyone jockeying for a few moments with the man of the hour. My girl friends, trying to get the young dancers to teach them how to move their asses “like that”. Spaniards wearing “100% Afrobeat, No Bullshit!” tees.

Also check out my review of the show on Global Grind, Seun Kuti: Better than Broadway. Seun himself read it and said, “Very Insightful!”. (How cool is that?) One comment on the piece reads, “Seun Kuti! Fela’s true son!”. Now, even as I firmly believe there’s more than enough room on the international music scene for all Fela’s half dozen seedlings…Truth don die.

One Minute with Seun Kuti from ieishah clelland on Vimeo.

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Primavera Sound ’11: Murder and Melody


You know what happens after 5 days of protest by day, party by night? You start fantasizing about what it would be like if the Fleet Foxes harmonized about murder and arson, and Odd Future rapped about flowers in fields. Because like, really, what if?? “Primavera has always been a minority festival,” said the organizer, at the most chilled out press conference I’ve ever seen. We weren’t thinking the same type of minority, him and I, but I nodded in agreement anyway. It was one of the week’s rare quiet moments, sitting beside the Meditteranean Sea in lounge chairs, munching free pastries from Barcelona Reykjavik. How the organizers could even think straight with the smell of that Argentinian asado grilling burgers and ‘shrims’ (that was actually written on the menu), I can’t know. But apparently this year’s Primavera Sound Music Festival has been the most successful yet, in terms of show quality, attendance, and cold hard cash, experiencing 20% in growth in a country where nothing else is. Primavera Sound masterfully navigates the currents beyond the mainstream, globally, citing as their goals, first, creating buzz for artists on a level at which they wouldn’t normally reach, and second, creating a program that mixes influential, established acts with new acts they’ve inspired. Both targets are probably common for many indie-focused international music festivals, but Primavera Sound is more cohesive than most. Cohesive, but still with enough detours and surprises to have one imagining murder melodies. Here are some of the festivals highlights and lowl some notes on Das Racist.

Big Boi

Don’t go to concerts without earplugs. Otherwise you’ll find yourself standing by a bank of speakers with your index fingers doing the job of  keeping your ear drum from busting. And then the performer, in this case, Big Boi’s hype man, will keep looking at you and gesturing for you to move your ass. Then you play a cat and mouse game with said hype man, wherein you take your fingers out of your ears and dance a bit each time turns his attention to you, which is far too often, given the other 20,000 festival-goers at the show. Look, Big Boi and his hype man were engaging, and murdering all the hits. They deserved my participation. And also I was the only black girl for miles.

Finally, I hear, “Yo, yo, yo….cut that shit. You see this pretty lady in the brown jacket?” Shit. Cameras zoom in on me, the collar of my brown leather jacket pulled up around my cheeks. “She keep smiling at me”. Shit. “I don’t think she knows who the fuck I am”. The kids around me are cheering and clapping and slapping me on the back and punching me on the arm like I just won some kind of groupie super lottery by being called out from on high. “She don’t know who I am. Let’s hit her with….”…and they launch into some song I don’t know. A mixed English girl sees my blank stare, leans in and says, “Oh, you couldn’t give a shit, could you?”. He stops the music again. “She still don’t know who the fuck I am…”, he guesses correctly. I shrug. Smile. He launches into “Kryptonite”. Indeed. A few songs later he invites me to come onstage. I decline. “You scared?” I give him my best “Negro, please!” look, and keep bouncing. Ear drums, be damned.

Tiru, a British Sri Lankan (who claims to be a 2nd cousin to M.I.A.) later says of Big Boi’s set, “I thought Andre 3000 was the talented one.” I ask Tiru if he heard the part about the girl in the brown jacket.  ”That was you! Did you find it misogynist?”, he asks then quickly gives me his take: “I thought it was…quite sweet.”

Fleet Foxes

“We’re really lucky to be playing after The Tallest Man on Earth and before PJ Harvey”, the Fleet Foxes lead singer, Robin Pecknold is smiling and shrugging like Michael Jordan after those 8 consecutive 3-pointers against Portland that time.

One of the guys over at the Madbury Club called the Fleet Foxes, “camping music”. Hard to dispute in the face of lyrics about “strawberries in the summertime”, “frozen rivers” and getting snowed in and shit. I was so lost in harmony it took a few repetitions for me to realize, wait, are these dudes really blowing about how apples in the summer are cold and sweet?

The testosterone coming from behind the drum set was my first clue that this group was not, as I thought they might be, some fresh out of college sextet with total recall of the smell of the dorm bathrooms where they’d practice their harmonies because the acoustics were so boss. Flannel shirts and wool hats belie the pretty in their sound. I love how they don’t even try to be cool. How Peckinhold tiptoes to reach those notes at the top of his falsetto. It shows he cares. How the black guy looks bored half the time, then after he pulls out his, like, tenth instrument, you realize he’s not bored. He’s just a fucking genius. How Peckinhold thanks the audience for listening, as though they’d be playing the same way even if we weren’t there to see it. It’s honest music. It’s Fleetwood Mac sans the sexual dysfunction. Add really hot drummer.

Das Racist
Das Racist would say they are very different from other hip hop acts. And at least at Primavera Sound, this held true. Das Racist’s live show was far inferior to the other hip hop acts on the bill. They lack the professionalism, charisma, AND HIT SONGS of Big Boi. They don’t have the youth, energy, or ABS of Odd Future (see below). So it was with a sense of sadness that I watched the most fucked up of the quartet, strip down to his boxers and scream, “Fuck Catalonia!” at the audience, repeatedly, when he wasn’t playing air guitar with the mic. As they thrashed around the stage to some lame call to disaffection or another, lyrics unintelligible (the sound is not to blame here, Big Boi was crystal clear), all I could think was that they’re too young to look this washed up. And too old to look this unwashed. What tragedy is this? Is there even an archetype for this anti-hero? How do I cast this? The fuck is even going on right now?? Billy Joel is perfection, so if it weren’t for You Oughta Know, which samples Movin’ Out, I’d not have bounced my head once. Tiru (remember my new Brit Sri Lankan friend?) thinks Das Racist needs to save “the postmodern ironic hipster bullshit” for a non-paying audience. I disagree; you can’t get lost time back. I would say save it for the kids, but even they, alas, are too smart for it.

Teenage Dream

I didn’t expect many people to know Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All. I certainly don’t talk about them with anyone outside of the internet. Furthermore, who can go around saying all that? Especially in Spain? Turns out Tyler-the-Creator was thinking the exact same thing. “Y’all speak motherfuckin’ English?”, he asks from off stage. The crowd answers, I’m guessing, in the affirmative, because next thing I knew, Tyler had no sooner zoomed onstage than launched himself off it and into the arms of screaming, beyond-all-control Euro-youth.

My concert companion, Libby, who heard about Odd Future from that Kelefa Sanneh write-up in the New Yorker, thinks Odd Future is ‘not organic’ and too ‘consciously caustic’. Not without merit, this. They aspire towards ultimate verbal offense. They really, really want you in fear. Unfortunately, this shock-rap approach has the effect of a horror film trying to scare you by grossing you out.

Look, underneath all that talk about murder and burning shit and raping pregnant women, they are kind of…nice boys. Hodgy Beats is all, “I wish I could speak Spanish. I would rap in Spanish for y’all.” Sweet, right? And Tyler had a lot of non-rape-y and murder-y things to say, like, “Thank you for knowing the lyrics.” Awwwww. The only thing–the only little sliver of a thing–was when this fake redhead with a bowl cut takes off her shirt and bra, and perches herself atop her homeboy’s shoulders. Left Brain jumps off the stage and cops himself a feel. My boys from the Barcelona band, Seward, entered the building just in time to share a cringe with me. The redhead? She’s filming the…exchange…with her mobile. “Nice tits!”, Left Brain yells as the song ends. “I had to grab them shits yo!” No, Left Brain. You didn’t. The rest, one should see for oneself.

OFWGKTA @ Primavera Sound ’11 from ieishah clelland on Vimeo.

Honorable Mentions:
The Walkmen: I don’t know much about this 5-man indie band, but the lead singer was baaaad with his big voice and wrinkled beige suit. Loved.

James Blake: Seward’s guitarist calls James Blake’s music “minimalist. Elegant”. I can’t articulate Blake’s brand of R&B any more succinctly. Blake returned to the Pitchfork stage the day after his proper performance for a DJ set. I learned he likes Lil Wayne/Young Money Millionaires, Beyonce, sparse drum-n-bass grooves and boozy spring nights by the sea. I heard that while he was spinning, a group of very drunk, bare-chested Nordic neanderthals stood in front of him yelling, “Swag! Swag! Fuck James Blake!” That couldn’t have been easy.

Belle and Sebastian, while bubblegum fun and sonically perfect, ignored this:

Looked right at it, waving directly in front of the stage, and kept singing. Didn’t even put a fist in the air, or acknowledge the existence of the two freaks who’d fought their way through the crowd to present it to them. To each his own, but I found that weird. It’s not like they didn’t know what was happening. Not even foreign performers could escape the Spanish Revolution. “Freedom of expression is at the heart of the Primavera festival,” the organizer said. “So when 15M [the organizers of the protest camp at Plaza Catalunya] contacted us about a collaboration, we agreed. We’ve put up banners around the forum that explain what the values of the protest are, and we passed that information along to the artists. We let them know that if they wanted to show their support on stage, it would be good. Jarvis Cocker [lead singer of Pulp] dedicated “Common People” to the Spanish Revolution during their set [on Friday night].” I knew I should have stayed till the end of it, but I’d wanted to stop by the protest camp the next morning.

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Scenes from a Revolution? [Acampada Barcelona]



Barcelona becomes Spain each May when the Ciutat Vella Flamenco Festival comes to town. During this very weekend for the last three years, together with good friends, bottles of wine and aged cheese, I’d settle into the tough plastic bleachers at CCCB‘s theatre under the stars, and pretend I was in the Spain of the anglo-American imagination. Where men die valliantly for love, women wear flowers in their hair, and everyone speaks Spanish. Every year there’s a new singer, dancer, or sound to discover. I achieve better grasp, thus a deeper love, for gitano rhythm. This year the festival was moved from it’s ambient outdoor theater to a florescent-lit, indoor monstrosity that has all the charm and sophistication of a middle school auditorium. The generalitat didn’t have enough money to build it as they’d originally planned. Of course they didn’t.

In the week leading up to the May 22nd local and regional elections in Spain, a coalition of progressive activists calling themselves 15-M (May 15th), lead by Democracia Real Ya, set up camp in Madrid’s Puerta del Sol, declaring themselves, indignados. Indignado is one of those words whose English translation is identical–indignant–but somehow doesn’t feel the same. Spanish citizens are not just indignant, they’re angry. Incensed. Frustrated. Spain’s unemployment is at 21%, more than twice that of the rest of Europe. Youth unemployment is at 40%. Social services are being cut in order to recover some of the money that many Spaniards believe is being stolen by banks and corrupt politicians. Since madrileños took over Puerta del Sol (calling it the new Tahrir Square) on May 15th, similar camps have sprung up all over the country, including Barcelona. As one young Spaniard explained to a curious tourist from Miami, “Everything is a big, big shit, and the politicians? They don’t do nothing about it”.

There was no way I could sit in that very unappealing theatre, sipping whine, air kissing, and politely applauding with the Catalan elite, with the people in the square, indignados, over it. It would just be out of step, like dancing cha-cha to a gitano rhythm. And if there’s one thing I do have, it’s rhythm.

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